The Ex-First “Dysfunctional” Family

Now, let me see if I have this correct. Since Bill Clinton left office, and Hillary has found work as a Senator, these two have bagged quite a few perks rather quickly.

Before Hillary was sworn in as a Senator, she signed a book deal with Simon and Shyster to the tune of $8 million. She will earn a meager salary from her job in the Senate, so I guess that justifies the huge book deal. I don’t think the book will reveal much of anything, due to her poor memory when testifying in all these scandals she and her significant other were involved in. Her only memory was “I can’t recall, I don’t recall, or I wasn’t a party to that.” So, if she remembers nothing, what can she write about?

After the Clintons made off with about $200 thousand in gifts, perks, and cash, they left the airplane that was on loan, looking like it had been ransacked by LA’s finest during the 92 riots. Everything that wasn’t nailed down on that plane was taken. A fitting side-note to the Clinton legacy. Neither of them can do anything for themselves except lie. We see that Bill is seeking a luxurious office, which rents for almost $700 thousand per year. The other side of that is the Clintons have two homes, paid for by other people’s money, yet, Bill wants this Manhattan Hideaway, and Hillary is living in Vernon Jordan’s mansion.

The highlight of all this is to see “the smartest woman in America”, dressing down and looking more like a bag lady from the streets of New York, rather than a Jr. Senator from the Ozarks. For someone who is touted as being so brilliant, why can’t she do her hair? Is she that lazy? Or does she honestly not know how to care for herself? Knowing that neither she nor Bill have held real jobs lately, or had their own home, but have fleeced the taxpayers, wherever they go and lived like the King and Queen they appear to think they are. Poor Hillary, out on her own now, in the belly of the beast in D.C. Can she handle it? I doubt it. As I’ve stated, I think she’s way over her head. I cannot see her getting up daily and reporting to work for six long years, as just a common laborer, er Senator.

And then there’s Bill, with his new occupation as an inspirational speaker, motivating these big dummies to give him even more money. Yes, he makes money the old-fashioned way…he panhandles it. It’s been known that his favorite charity is Bill, and her favorite charity is Hillary. All they do and have done…for the children, you know! Just like his friend Paula Jones, getting “nekkid” and allowing her picture to be taken and published in a magazine…for her children, of course. Akin to Jesse Jackson, paying his girlfriend all that loot per month, you know, for the children…or the child. Can’t you see how these less-than-honorable people stick together and have their basic generic set of talking points? Remember, everybody does it. At least that’s what they say.

So, as Bill is out, and Hillary is in, we will now see, in the future, this ex-first dysfunctional family operate as usual. They will continue to fleece their little flock, continue to be money-grubbing white trash, and be even more shameless than before, eeking out a living by milking the public.

As P. T. Barnum once said: There’s one born every sixty seconds.