The “APauling” Begala

First of all, allow me to apologize for working on Monday, January 8th. I normally don’t work on January 8th because it is the King’s Birthday. That’s right. This is the birthday of Elvis, and the world should not even turn on this day. Everything must stop for Elvis. Anyway, let us proceed with this column.

I read a column by Paul Begala that bashed the “Team Bushies” regarding “lies”. Imagine that. A weasel who was a part of the most unethical administration in history, who was an advisor to the most lying, corrupt President in the history of American government, complaining about a lie. Isn’t that akin to a pig suggesting that someone or something is ugly? Except a pig probably has more integrity! Begala rants and raves and keeps trying to convince the reader that he won’t pass judgment until…well how nice of this meathead. And just who does he think he is to pass judgment on anyone? He is nothing more than a piece of scum who was an enabler of the Clinton era.

My good friend, Nathan Porter, the man who hosts and created the website BSNN.NET, wrote the perfect description of Begala a short while ago in a column, which stated: When he was born the doctor looked at his ass, then his face, and said Twins! Nice going, Nathan. I couldn’t have said it better myself. This little twit of a man does nothing but spew hate and disdain for anyone and everyone who happens to be on the opposing side. How this man keeps a day job is beyond me. I would even suspect that his mother refused to nurse him simply because to look at him would make her nauseous.

Someone such as Begala, empowered by the pimping media has no credibility at all. It’s bad enough that he is a left-wing liberal, but to be so whiny and stupid to boot. There are many things I’d rather listen to than a whiny piece of white trash. In his way, he’s like a superman, except that he is a “stupor man”. Superman defies evil. “Stuporman” defies character and credibility”. He is certainly a poor excuse for the other side. If you would take the entire bunch of liberal leftists, line them up, and let them speak for thirty seconds, the “talking points” would be the same. There is nothing original amongst them. Their “leader”  would do well to change the script from time to time. After eight years the same old tired drivel is worn out. So, I say to you, MsTurd Begala, at least be original. That would probably be the greatest challenge you ever faced. Take away your points and prompter, and fearless leader, you would be lost.

I hope that one day you will be able to confront real people with a real handle on life. When that day arrives, you are in for a rude awakening.  A grand surprise. But for now, I suggest that the media give us a break, and have you update your resume. After all, you are sounding like a broken record and an old record at that. It is so unfortunate for the likes of you to express themselves as caring people when you immediately bash those who care. You wouldn’t know care or truth if it smacked you on your ugly head.

As I close, allow me to share a dream about you. I was sitting in the audience somewhere, watching you spout your BS, when out of the blue, a gauge of some sort appeared on top of your head and replaced what little hair you have. I woke myself up laughing, as I saw that this gauge was pointing dead towards empty. How poetic, you think? So, give us a break, “APauling” Begala. Get on with your life, far and away from the rest of us. Travel, visit some foreign countries and such. See the world, get a life…get an education. And stay there!