Spin Cycle Off: Final Rinse

With all the spin coming from the Whitehouse, nothing will wash ole Billyboy clean. Not even the new and improved and intensified Brand-X Spin. What we’re seeing are the stages of the Final Rinse cycle. Why, you may say. So glad you asked! Allow me to prod along here with my opinion, and yes, we know about opinions and how they are like leaders, and everybody has one…yada, yada, yada.

You would think that an educated man from one of the most prestigious halls of higher learning would grasp hold of the simple things in life. A man who has gone from nothing (some would say that this is where he still is today)to Attorney General of a small state, to Governor, to the President of The United States, a man who is supposedly the leader of the Free World, a man who has dined and duped even the most elite…yet cannot grasp hold of the little word “is”. And yet, this is the man that some chose to have his finger on the button! (no pun intended) Come on, America. A three-year-old knows what “is” is. Can you imagine how it was when Clinton and Nelson Mandela were visiting? Nelson walks up to Billyboy, gives him a high-5 and says, “What it is, my man?” And Billyboy looks up, kinda bewildered, and says to Nelson, “I’ll have to get back to you on that.”

Well, Mr. Whatis, let me, a not-so-educated country boy from the south, enlighten you as to what “is” is. I’m no Rhodes Scholar, but I’ll have to say that my daddy did teach me what “is” is. About three strokes on my bare butt was enough education for me to grasp hold of this “is” thing rather quickly. But I digress. What “is” is, Billyboy, is a lie! “Is”, is perjury! “Is” is sex, stupid. How in this world did you and Ms. Hillary ever conceive a child, knowing that the two of you probably laid in bed for years, dwaddling over what “is” is. I’ll bet that even Al knows what “is” is! “Is”, Sick Willie, is obstruction of justice; “is”, is witness tampering; “is”, is treason; “is” is Arkacide; “is” is dead bodies strewn from sea to shining sea. “Is”, is a fool, wrapped in presidential-looking clothing, lying to everyone under the sun. You’ve lied to your family, aides, co-workers, friends, lawyers, your country, even the whole world, Billyboy. What part of “is” don’t you understand? If I were you, I tell you exactly what I’d do!

I would go back to that fancy schmancy college and return my degree and raise hell at all the professors that were there when you were a student. Why? Because they shortchanged you on your education, sir. You should have been held back when you were in the first grade…or at least until you learned the meaning of “is”…and you were probably not alone!

Alone? Oh yea, “alone”. We’ll get into that one some other time. But for now, I guess that’s just the way “it” is!