Editorials/Opinion
SAY IT AIN’T SO, AL
Never in modern history, or even in fairy tales, has a country been so blessed to have a man as our VP such as Al Gore. And as fate would have it, we are also blessed with the reality that he wants to become president. I mean, he said it himself, “These are not small ideas. They are important ideas”. Don’t take my word for it, ask Al. He has finally let America know about his “not so small ideas” that he has been behind. I didn’t realize that as a 21-year-old college boy, he helped to create the Internet. WOW! Go Al Go! Another interesting tidbit was to learn that he and his better half were the couple who inspired a great movie, a love story. With Gore in 2001, how can we go wrong?
He’s going to take care of the transportation problems and he’s going to address the drug label problems, and he’s going to make sure all our kids have school uniforms. Right, Al. These are not small ideas at all. It’s radically absurd! Stolen technology by the Chinese Government, Al, now that’s a BIG IDEA! Shaking down Buddhists Monks and Nuns…well, you’re no small potato, Al! (or is that potatoe?)
Here is a man who has apologized for something that wasn’t wrong. A guy who says there is nothing wrong with what he has done. A man who says his boss has been a great President. A man who feels that he has to answer to no one. Yet, he cannot differentiate between Michael Jackson and Michael Jordan. And this man is the founding father of the Internet?
Yeah, right! We must remember that in Al’s younger years, when tobacco was cool, he was making a nice living from that crop. It’s funny that he didn’t speak out about the ills of tobacco back in those days. I’m sure that Al probably never smoked the stuff, and if he did, he probably didn’t inhale I don’t know about you, but I’m as much or more afraid of Al than I am Bill. We know that Bill is corrupt but, Al, we don’t know how deep his tunnel goes. We know he can make some idiotic statements and give some classic quotes, but do we know the real depth of his own corruption? Hardly! We do know that a man who would consider to spew the idea that Clinton has been a great President is a cookie or two shy of a happy meal. Al Gore is as flaky as he seems. He worships Mother Earth via trees and who knows what else.
Mainly, though, anyone who goes about, shaking down the little sisters from a convent will stop at nothing to have his way. Did he lie? Did he use legalese as did his boss? Well, let me ask you this…Is he a Democrat?
Nuff said. Surf on, Al, with your bad self.