“Em-i-terial Girl”

The Queen of Crap has spoken. George W Bush’s language is more offensive than Eminem’s, says Madonna. Well isn’t she the poster girl for all things offensive? Some of the babble that spews from the lips of this airhead would be funny if she weren’t so dumb. Her remarks were all but parroted by the likes of Sir/Madam (according to his mood that day)Elton John, Randy Newman, of “Short People” fame, and Stevie Wonder, who appears to be more than physically blind. Madonna boasts that Eminem is brash and angry and politically incorrect and that he’s just a boy. A boy? At the age of twenty-eight? I would say that he is far above the age of accountability. Elton John says that Eminem appeals to his “English black sense of humor”, while Randy Newman thinks the “boy” is funny!

When did promoting violence and hate become funny? Randy Newman would have better served himself with a song called “Short Circuit” instead of “Short People”. Thankfully, Madonna has changed her residence to England, and we should all be grateful. She is such an authority on all things tacky, she will meld nicely with the citizens there. What is it that makes these “Super-Stars” feel so empowered, and suddenly they have a voice that should be heard? The only thing worse than Madonna’s music is her mouth. Some people never grasp the idea of only speaking when spoken to, and she is a prime example. Yet, this potty-mouthed singer thinks that George Bush’s language is more offensive. Go figure. The worst I’ve heard from Bush was when he called a “journalist” the word that means “Eminem and Madonna”, and to beat all, most other journalists agreed with Bush…big time!

I think Madonna should do a remake of the old flick “A Star is Born” and change the title to “A Star is Porn”. She would feel right at home and could use all the offensive language she desires. She could invite all her crapulent friends to join her in this project, and they could all be offended together. I don’t need this woman to tell me what is offensive, fun, or brash. After all, I have my opinion, and that’s what I write…opinion. I don’t claim to have the market corned on anything, but I will say that when it comes to things considered vulgar and offensive, I can recognize those for myself. So, Madonna, please keep your night job, your singing gig, and maybe even another pitiful movie or two, but please, do us all a favor and keep your friends to yourself.

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